What does a duck like to eat with soup?
What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
(It quacks up!)
What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my bill!)
What do you call a crate of ducks?
(A box of quackers!)
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
What does a mixed-up hen lay?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do tough chickens come from?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(To get to the other side!)
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
(It was stuck to the chicken's foot!)
Why did the turkey cross the road?
(It was the chicken's day off!)
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
(To prove he wasn't chicken!)
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
Over 42 million cubic metres of general waste is generated every year across the country, with the largest proportion coming from Gauteng province (42%) (DWAF 1997). In addition, more than 5 million cubic metres of hazardous waste is produced every year, mostly in Mpumalanga and KwaZulu-Natal (due to the concentration of mining activities and fertiliser production in these provinces). The average amount of waste generated per person per day in South Africa is 0.7 kg. This is closer to the average produced in developed countries (73 kg in the UK and 0.87 kg in Singapore), than to the average in developing countries such as 0.3 kg in Nepal (DWAF 1997).